OK, I can't stop. Here are some more movie ideas from my grade-D idea bank.

Zomboni | No one even notices when the local ice arena's Zamboni driver disappears. But when he reappears undead and eats the star hockey player's brains, folks begin to take notice. The predictable plot twists occur when Billy, a put-upon B-squad wing, is bumped up to varsity as a result.

Rex Morgan, M.D. | Based on the popular comic strip, this movie is made entirely of voiceovers and mannequins.

Runway Runaways | A group of jaded teenage underwear models ditch their oppressive lifestyle and take to the streets of Paris, where they enter a seedy underworld of guns, smack, and sex-for-hire. Faced with the horrors around them, they band together and form a vigilante squad. There's a big topless shoot-out at the end.

Planet of the Maniacs | It's the year 2053, when Earth's first manned trip to Mars leads to the discovery of life on the Red Planet. Psychotic, humanoid life. It's up to Lt. James "Fucker" Fukowski to lead his crew through the ancient canals of Mars after the raving cannibals destroy their communications system.

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