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Famous Firsts, Pt. 5

January 19, 2004 :: :: Favorite Posts | Original Blog

The first time I watched two gigantic animals fuck, it totally blew my mind. I can't remember how old I was, but I was just old enough to have a vague knowledge of the mechanics of sex, and of sperm and eggs and reproduction, etc.

See, every now and then, my brother's girlfriend used to take me to either her parents' house or her uncle's house to ride horses. So one time we came back from riding and I was told not to go into the barn. Let me tell you, I had absolutely no desire to go into the barn, because it sounded like a horse was being tortured in there. It was screaming in that eerie way that horses scream, and kicking its stall and stomping. So I just stood under a nearby tree and watched what transpired next.

A couple of guys trotted out this horse that was acting really weird. It was obviously agitated for some reason, and it wouldn't stand still. They did everything they could to make it stand still. Then, some other people trotted out a huge horse, and when I saw the ... uh ... size of it, I probably looked very, very funny. All the horses I had ever ridden were girl horses. This was obviously not a girl horse. How can I put this delicately? Its boner was bigger than me.

Some teenager saw me standing there gaping, and smirked. "If you think he's got a big one, you should see mine," he said. This sent me into gales of laughter.

It took a lot of people to keep these horses under control. And even then, it was a rough struggle. What I remember most is how literally insane the horses were. They both were screaming and obviously out of their minds. These normally docile animals had been turned violent and dangerous by lust. I had no idea that such a thing was possible. It didn't shock me or confuse me or scare me; it just amazed me.

Of course, it wasn't until I was much, much older that I found out that the same principle applies to people, and that it's a lot of fun.
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