[waking up] *Yawn* That was fun last night. Let's see, did I do anything terrible? Hmm ... drank beer ... smarted off ... jumped in the pit ... danced at gay bar ... got package grabbed ... ate fried food ... um ... no, everything seems OK.

[looks in mirror] Oh, yeah. I forgot that I got my hair cut. In a bar. At a punk show. With a Leatherman.

Not bad.
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