About a week ago, one of my associates was talking about a role-playing game based on the movie and TV series Stargate. Of course, I immediately thought, how about a role-playing game based on Stargate, the Superior, Wisconsin nightclub? Maybe you'd role 4d10 to determine your bra size.

Better yet, a role-playing game based on Süptown itself. You could have nonplayer characters like cops, bouncers, bartenders, and the like. I'm not sure what the point of the campaign would be, other than wandering up and down Tower Avenue getting 'faced. The best part is you'd get to say things like "I'm a third-level skank," or "I'm proficient in Bacardi."

I get to be Rod Stewart.
--------