What? Where did the blogs go? Perfect Duluth Day ... it's not there. Cannot find server, my ass. Where is it? ...

My blog? Gone, too! Holy cripes! Ok, ok. Don't panic. This is temporary. Maybe PDD is back online. Uh! (grasps midsection to quell intense longing) Where IS IT?

Oh, God. What if I'm the only one who can't see it? What if other people are posting and commenting right now? What if there's a huge, interesting conversation happening and I can't participate ... I CAN'T EVEN LURK! Oh, no. Where's the phone? I gotta make some calls.

Dammit, why isn't anyone answering. It's 10am, for chrissake. GET OUT OF BED! GET OFF THE CAN! This is an emergency!

Ok. Calm down. Think. Ok. The Homegrown site has the same host. Ugh, that one's down, too. And, um, Slim Goodbuzz. Down. Ok. So this is the host's problem. Ok.

God. Where are these servers again? Um, Vancouver. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're in Vancouver. Shit! What if there's been a natural disaster in Vancouver. Uhhhhhhhhh. Check ... CNN. Yeah. CNN. Ok, Bush .. Shrek ... boy born from 21 year old sperm ... floods in the Carribean? Are the servers in the Carribean? Oh, God.

Ok. Just relax. Take a shower. You need to take a shower anyway. Then come back and everything will be fine. But check one more time to see if they're back.

Oh, wow. There they are. All intact. Come to poppa.
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