With the chilly months coming and all, I thought I'd share with you the greatest socks in the world. They're a bit ragged, and a bit irregular, but I've had them since I was about 13 and they've never done me wrong.

Don't mess with me when I'm wearing these babies, or you will feel the sting, sting, STING! Plus, the "tread" effect done with black yarn on the bottom makes me too fast to comprehend.

Hall of Justice, here I come.

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