So, what happened was, after I got my big cable upgrade, my Internet connection didn't seem fast enough. Not that it was slow. It just wasn't the lightning-speed connection I was promised. As is my wont, I delayed any kind of complaint. I just wasn't ready to hear the inevitable: That's as fast as it gets, hon.

Anyway, this morning I called the demon cable company and complained. The woman who answered was all like, "Did you do blah blah blah?" And I was like, "No." And she was like, "Well, you do bliddy blip, and I'm gonna skip dee skizzy do, and we'll see if that works."

Long story short, my connection is now so fricken fast I have to wear a seat belt. I'm searching for all kinds of junk to download now, just so I can watch the green progress bar zip from left to right. God bless Starfire for continuing to vlog, is all I have to say.
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