OK, so I finally have the news about my job status. It seems that while there is a miniscule chance that I might get a job in Duluth, it is highly, highly unlikely.

So, should I desire to move, the USPS is willing to set me up with employment in one of these fine locations. Hoo. Ray. I think I'll move to Warroad. After all, this site says there is at least one place for nightlife -- any camping spot. "Insect repellent is about the only required attire." Racy.

West Fargo, ND
Warroad, MN
Stillwater, MN
Willmar, MN
Fairmont, MN
Grand Marais, MN
Lakefield, MN
Lakeland, MN
Madison, MN
Mankato, MN
Mound, MN
Oronoco, MN
Maple Grove, MN
Park Rapids, MN
Rochester, MN
Saint Cloud, MN
Saint Peter, MN
Sartell, MN
Sauk Centre, MN
Bemidji, MN
Benson, MN
Chanhassen, MN
Eau Claire, WI
Galesville, WI
River Falls, WI
Shell Lake, WI
Spooner, WI
Tomah, WI
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