I regret to inform you that this evening I shot a stellar video that involved a bratwurst man inside of a toy car. The drama ensued when a black labrador ripped, Godzilla-like, into the car and devoured the bratwurst man alive. Unfortunately, the overzealousness of the dog-actor portraying the Godzilla labrador led to the corruption of most of the video when he smacked his head into the camera during the filming, rendering the making of this movie impossible.

Once again, I regret the loss of these files. And the bratwurst.

Amen.
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