If and when I ever become a homeowner, one of the dreamiest features of my home will be the two-dishwasher system. Yes, you heard me right -- two dishwashers.

The idea is that you never have to put away your dishes. You just take them out of the "clean" dishwasher as you use them, and when they are dirty, you put them in the "dirty" dishwasher. When all your dishes are dirty, you run the "dirty" dishwasher, and reverse the process.

Ah, bachelorhood.

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3 Comments:

starfire said...

you could use my dishwasher, we rarely use it.

7:58 AM  

predicate nominative said...

my dad's dishwasher is two drawers that pull out from under the counter. they just look like the other drawers and cabinets in the kitchen, and it's supposed to be super efficient. he has the option to run just one of them at a time. i don't know if the single drawer option is only the top or only the bottom, but if it can be either one, he has your kitchen. but honestly, i hate the idea. how would you remember which one is clean and which one is dirty?

8:09 AM  

Bob said...

My guess would be the drawer that smells like ass would be the dirty drawer. The other, well, you get the idea.

4:09 PM  

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