OK, apparently no one is else is going to say it, so I guess I have to. Christ, I'm always the one to be the asshole. Well, I guess that's my lot in life.

STOP WEARING TRUCKER HATS, YOU FUCKING MORONS. THAT WENT OUT OF STYLE LIKE SIX YEARS AGO.

OK. Maybe I'm not the one to talk about this. I wear the same work clothes everyday, cuz I'm a fucking ADULT who busts his ass and gets covered with grease for a living, and then has to drink beer to cope with the awfulness of it. But I used to be heavily involved in the trends back about '98, '99, '00 when I was skinny and when I was young, and when I decided it was cool to buy the latest clothes. JESUS H! I still see kids downtown wearing the same crap I saw them wearing when I was in college, and that was like, 10 years ago.

Also, you think those track jackets at Target are cool? Check out this picture of Ben from Everything But the Girl. Think that's retro? That album is 10 years old. I wore that fucking jacket in middle school, bitch.

So, just knock it off. Or, rather, stop knocking it off. Trucker hats, tight sweaters, bowling shoes, track jackets: out of style as of 1999.

Baggy pants, wallet chains? Out of style as of 1997

Technicolor hair, out of style as of 1983.

Irony: out of style as of right now.

Why can't you kids come up with your own style? Let's see something from this century. Please.

PS: Yes, I'm going to regret this post when I have kids of my own. But for now...