I've never been a fan of pub crawls. I see them parading up and down Tower Avenue, all yuppified with their matching, brightly colored T-shirts and I just want to groan. Sometimes I do. I groan like a ... like a ...

Hm. I can't quite come up with a simile for that.

Anyhow, check out today's edition of Minnesota Stories to see a pub crawl as it's supposed to be done. They've taken a good idea that usually turns out lame and turned it into a great idea that seems sublime.

What do we want?
BRAINS!
When do we want it?
BRAINS!