Keith and the Girl | Hands down, the best podcast on the planet. A NYC couple who make their living as clowns at kids' parties, Keith Malley and Chemda are outrageous, ambitious, and extraordinary. Join them every weekday for Clown Monday (wherein they detail the awful and sublime happenings of clown life), Suck-a-Dick Wednesday (gotta get me that T-shirt), Gossip Thursday (featuring their incredibly informed friend Patrice), and a live show every Friday. Plus they play online poker with their fans. 500,000 subscribers can't be wrong -- check out Keith and the Girl immediately.

Anniemosity | My favorite Duluthian whom I've never met. Check her site out for the Weekly 5+ if nothing else. Anne is young, it's true, but she has enough wisdom and sense to know that butt-rock is where it's at. G'N'R forever! Giturdun! Um, yeah.

Receptionista | Oh, Amanda. Where to begin? Your thrice-daily posting? Your avid love of alt-country? Your guilty love of Sparks? Your intolerable cuteness?

No, I will begin with "Suck it." That is my new philosophy. Good luck, and godspeed on your move.

Human Dog | To tell you the truth, I've been kind of jaded about videoblogs lately. Still, Human Dog continues to be the best thing out there and never disappoints. Not only do I subscribe, I incessantly check for updates. This, in my opinion, is the standard by which all other videoblogs should be judged. It's funny, well acted, and beautifully produced. You should be proud, Chris Weagel. I would hire you, if I had the need to hire anyone. Except a maid.

The Whole Cast of PDD, circa 2003. | I'm more excited about PDD now than I've been in a long time. I've really been enjoying the conversations lately. And that has inspired me to revisit some of the great stuff from the past. Remember when Starfire interviewed Ca-chee? Remember when Godsey taught us that "Hip Hop Can Be Poetry"? Remember when Starfire got his face rearranged? Remember when we got all 1961?

I fell in love with all of you back then. Let's be awesome again.