Let me just say:

- Ron Howard plays "Genius," a 12-year-old who is fooling around with his chemistry set when BAM! he suddenly invents a substance which turns cats and ducks into giants when they eat it.

- Beau Bridges heads up a gang of teenagers so CRAAAAZY! they will go-go dance in the fucking rain at the scene of a car crash if need be. They will go-go dance anywhere, man. They will go-go dance in the mud.

- Toni Basil (Yes, THAT Toni Basil. "Oh, Mickey, you're so fine" Toni Basil.) plays Red, who has red hair and is hot. More importantly, in real life she CHOREOGRAPHED ALL THE GO-GO DANCING.

Obviously, when you mix these elements together, things are gonna explode. Because when you're 30 feet tall, no one can tell you what to do. Yeah, man, when you're 30 feet tall, your measurements are 200"-100"-200". You can go-go dance all night long, and the adults have to show YOU their ID card.

Jesus. I need some air.