[Your first impulse will be to think that this a joke. It isn't.]
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Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill.
awesome! now that's generous. so is the part about the 'lesbos weekend' for a mere 200K!
you're sure this isn't a joke? because i'm just not willing to accept that someone could genuinely suffer from so much hubris. but maybe his agent isn't calling much these days?
it's been pretty fucking obvious for a long time that gallo is a self-centered prick. one thing i don't understand, though, is why no money shot in the brown bunny? i mean, if you've got the ego to write and act in a scene like that one would think you'd also have the balls to get off on camera.
i'm really frustrated by this question. someone, satisfy me.
if you scroll down the page it just gets wierder and wierder. at the end he offers up his sperm for sale - with a discount for mothers with blonde hair/blue eyes or proof of german heritage. wtf? he needs some money BAAAD.
He also has engaged in a feud with film critic Roger Ebert after Ebert called his film The Brown Bunny "the worst in the history" [of the Cannes Film Festival]. Numerous public exchanges followed in which, among other events, Gallo put a hex on Ebert's colon and Ebert declared watching the video of his colonoscopy preferable to The Brown Bunny
The borderline anti-semetic rant near the end of the sperm thing coupled with the obvious Republican idolatry kind of confused me until I saw the Johnny Ramone connection.
Johnny Ramone was an absolute fascist, hence "The KKK Took My Baby Away."
I love vincent gallo, in a few years i will recieve 50 grande and it will be paid to Mr.Gallo generously.
I am only hoping to recieve a heart cookie, and possibly hot a chocolate.
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Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill.
awesome! now that's generous. so is the part about the 'lesbos weekend' for a mere 200K!
you're sure this isn't a joke? because i'm just not willing to accept that someone could genuinely suffer from so much hubris. but maybe his agent isn't calling much these days?
Posted by: wix | March 5, 2006 4:02 AM
man, that sailor outfit is hot.
Posted by: anniemosity | March 5, 2006 4:10 AM
He needs a bath. A really long hot scrubby bath.
And a straight jacket. As he is insane.
Posted by: Empress | March 5, 2006 8:38 AM
it's been pretty fucking obvious for a long time that gallo is a self-centered prick. one thing i don't understand, though, is why no money shot in the brown bunny? i mean, if you've got the ego to write and act in a scene like that one would think you'd also have the balls to get off on camera.
i'm really frustrated by this question. someone, satisfy me.
Posted by: maria | March 5, 2006 9:15 AM
Hey Barrett, can I borrow $50,000?
Posted by: Kate | March 5, 2006 9:24 AM
Now I've got ANOTHER thing to save up for! DAMN!
Posted by: Ca-chee | March 5, 2006 10:12 AM
if you scroll down the page it just gets wierder and wierder. at the end he offers up his sperm for sale - with a discount for mothers with blonde hair/blue eyes or proof of german heritage. wtf? he needs some money BAAAD.
Posted by: amy a. | March 5, 2006 12:20 PM
I was just wondering the other day where I could pick myself up some Vincent Gallo Hopalong Cassidy bedding...and at $3000, this really is a bargin.
Posted by: gemini | March 5, 2006 6:42 PM
Via Wikipedia:
He also has engaged in a feud with film critic Roger Ebert after Ebert called his film The Brown Bunny "the worst in the history" [of the Cannes Film Festival]. Numerous public exchanges followed in which, among other events, Gallo put a hex on Ebert's colon and Ebert declared watching the video of his colonoscopy preferable to The Brown Bunny
Posted by: Barrett | March 5, 2006 11:13 PM
The borderline anti-semetic rant near the end of the sperm thing coupled with the obvious Republican idolatry kind of confused me until I saw the Johnny Ramone connection.
Johnny Ramone was an absolute fascist, hence "The KKK Took My Baby Away."
Posted by: Mark | March 6, 2006 12:25 PM
I love vincent gallo, in a few years i will recieve 50 grande and it will be paid to Mr.Gallo generously.
I am only hoping to recieve a heart cookie, and possibly hot a chocolate.
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