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Dude, grow a pair.

September 11, 2006 :: :: Reviews

Yesterday, I heard REO Speedwagon's "Keep on Lovin' You" on the radio. Y'know, I always knew Speedwagon was a bunch of pussies, but holy shit is this song, well...yeah. The dude's girlfriend slept with a bunch of other guys, and I think she's probably pregnant, too ("But you never bled"). Yet still, he's gonna "keep on loving" her. What a retard.

You should've seen by the look in my eyes, baby
There was somethin missin'
You should've known by the tone of my voice, maybe
But you didn't listen
You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin'

And though I know all about those men
Still I dont remember
Cause it was us baby, way before then
And we're still together
And I meant, every word I said
When I said that I love you I meant
That I love you forever

And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you
Cause its the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on lovin' you

(solo)

And I meant every word I said
When I said that I love you I meant
That I love you forever

(chorus)

Comments

Wow. That was the first time I realized he says, "coiled up and hissin," not "goinked up in Hennison." I have no idea what "goinked up in Hennison" means, but that's what my brain's been interpreting that as all these years.

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