>1.

"There's an open house. Maybe I should buy it and live there."

"Right by East High School?"

"Yeah. Uh. Kids loitering in the yard all the time. Hanging around eating cake."

"Crumbs all over the lawn."

>2.

"Ugh. This place is filthy. I'm seriously considering hiring a maid."

"You should."

"I'd just want her to do the routine stuff. Clean the floor. Dust the furniture. Tidy up."

"Give you handjobs."

"I picture her being...mid-50ish. Her name would be Rosa."

"She'd leave her yellow rubber gloves on the whole time."