ME: "How big do you think that woman's panties are?"
HER: [Looks] "Jesus Christ."
ME: "I'm picturing something similar to the American flag outside of Perkin's West."
HER: [Sighs. Holds head.]
ME: "If I were on a plane that was crashing, and her panties were on the seat next to me..."
HER: "Actually, I would guess that she's wearing a thong."
ME: [Pause] "Oh, God. I think you're right."