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UFO

August 1, 2007 :: :: Textuality

Last night I looked up at the sky and noticed what I thought at first was the planet Mars, because it was orange. But it was twinkling a bit, so then I thought it was a star.

But after I stared at it for awhile, I realized it was moving.

It wasn't moving in a straight line, like a plane or a satellite. It was just sort of hovering around, kind of like a helicopter. Except that it was too high up to be a helicopter. And it was staying in the same location for way too long.

I'm pretty sure it was Jesus.