Me (singing randomly): "Waaait fooor the beep!"
Christa: "You gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number."

(Both of us look at each other, stunned.)

Me: "And that is why it's important to date within your age group."
Christa: "Exactly."
Me: "The best thing about growing old and being in a nursing home is going to be sitting in a wheelchair, staring out the window, and singing 'Nobody's hoooooome ... nobody's hoooooome' while the staff looks on, confused."

The reference, for those not in their 30s: