After seeing my next-door neighbor talking on her cell phone on the porch today, I discovered something amazing. It turns out that if you are an extremely loud person, you don't have to hold your phone up to your ear at all! You can just hold it in your lap and yell at it! And if the person on the other end is just as loud as you are, you won't have any problem hearing them. In fact, your blogger neighbor will also be able to hear their every word, even as he walks halfway down the block to his car.

No more phone-ear or tired arms for me!