When my neighbors moved out, I watched their dads and brothers stack all these beer cases up on the sidewalk and assumed that they'd raided the dumpster behind the liquor store for moving boxes. Nope. It turns out they've never taken out the recycling in the 10 months they've lived here. I wonder what they did with all the Goldschlager bottles.

I think these cases are going to sit on the curb until the absentee slumlord drives up from Edina or Florida or wherever he lives to clean them up. Check back for updates!